Tag Archives: comedy central

Brickleberry – We Got a Nutjob

– YOU DON’T KNOW. YOU DON’T KNOW. – [cackling] – RACKIN’ FRACKIN’ COMMUNITY SERVICE. WORKING AROUND A BUNCH OF GODDAMN NUT JOBS WHO SIT AROUND AND MUMBLE TO THEMSELVES. [mumbling] – IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, SIR? – OH, NEVER BETTER! I LOVE THESE WACKY BASTARDS. OH, YOU’RE A DAD, HUH? YEAH, MY SON YELLED AT… Read More »

“Don’t Hate On The Vuvuzela” – TREVOR NOAH – (Nation Wild Comedy)

I don’t complain anymore, I genuinely don’t. Because I have learned, you complain everywhere in the world. Like when you travel you realize how many people complain everywhere in the world. South Africa seems like we are crashing until you go to other places. And they seem like they are crashing. I went to the… Read More »

Will Forte Prank Calls the National Audubon Society – Crank Yankers

[lively orchestral music][line trilling]– Thank you for calling the National Audubon Society. This is Sarah. How may I help you? – Hi, yes, my name’s Bob I actually had a question for you about a bird. I have, a–do you know the Ring systems for your doorbell? – Uh, yeah. – I’ve noticed this– a… Read More »

Carrie Nation Smashes Saloons to Smithereens (feat. Amber Ruffin & Vanessa Bayer) – Drunk History

– Hello, I’m Amber Ruffin, and today, we’re gonna talk about the saloon smasher.– Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.– [hiccups] Our story starts in Kansas!Carrie Nation married a man,but he dies of alcoholism. So, in 1900,she prayed for God to tell her what to do.Jesus, let me know what I can doto stop people from drinking.God said to… Read More »

The Real Reason Why Stan’s Family Loves Church – South Park

Come on, guys. We don’t wanna be late. Do I have to go? It’s the only day I get to play games. We’re all going. Come on. I don’t understand why we have to go to church every Sunday. Church is important, Stan. Way more important than video games and TV. Church is about community… Read More »

Bill Burr – Going to Church

I never go to church, man. I got to be honest, I hate church. Always couldn’t stand it when I was growing up. Yeah, there’s a couple of other people going to hell with me. Yeah, there you go. (applause) You know what it is, I grew up Catholic. I used to sit there in… Read More »

Chappelle’s Show – The Racial Draft – Uncensored

GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST AND MAYBE ONLY RACIAL DRAFT HERE IN NEW YORK CITY. FOLKS, THIS IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES. WHAT HAPPENS HERE WILL STATE THE RACIAL STANDING OF THESE AMERICANS ONCE AND FOR ALL. THAT’S RIGHT. AND THE CROWD IS HERE TO SUPPORT THEIR RACES. WELL, ROB, SOME OF THE… Read More »

Today’s Future Now – Virtual Reality Church & Catholic Gaming | The Daily Show

It’s no secret that church attendance among young people has been dropping. Church is becoming less popular than a Michael Jackson impersonator -at a children’s birthday party. -(gasping, laughter) And for a lot of the same reasons. But some churches, some churches are trying to fix that. And they’re turning to technology to bring those… Read More »

Footage Surfaces from Bernie Sanders’s 1980s Public Access Show | The Daily Show

It turns out, 30 years ago, when Bernie Sanders was the mayor of Burlington, Vermont, he hosted a public access TV show. Yeah. And a few days ago, that TV network released the full archives online. And I’m talking hours and hours of pure Bernie gold. Like, there’s so much gold in these archives, Bernie’s… Read More »