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“Don’t Hate On The Vuvuzela” – TREVOR NOAH – (Nation Wild Comedy)

I don’t complain anymore, I genuinely don’t. Because I have learned, you complain everywhere in the world. Like when you travel you realize how many people complain everywhere in the world. South Africa seems like we are crashing until you go to other places. And they seem like they are crashing. I went to the… Read More »

Hungry For Power Games: Republican National Convention Edition

>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! THESE CONVENTIONS CAN BE FUN TO WATCH, BUT FOR THE PEOPLE INVOLVED IT IS A BLOOD SPORT THAT WE JUST WATCH. IT IS BARE-KNUCKLE BRAWLING. IT’S LIKE THE HUNGER GAMES. NO, IT’S WORSE THAN THAT. IT’S — THE HUNGRY FOR POWER GAMES! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ HA… Read More »

Will Forte Prank Calls the National Audubon Society – Crank Yankers

[lively orchestral music][line trilling]– Thank you for calling the National Audubon Society. This is Sarah. How may I help you? – Hi, yes, my name’s Bob I actually had a question for you about a bird. I have, a–do you know the Ring systems for your doorbell? – Uh, yeah. – I’ve noticed this– a… Read More »

The National Emergency We ‘Didn’t Need’

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) RIGHT OFF THE BAT, WE HAVE TO GET TO THE BIG PRESIDENTIAL STORY THAT BROKE AT THE END OF LAST WEEK. PRETTY DRAMATIC STUFF. THE PRESIDENT ON CAMERA SHOCKING THE NATION –>>HEY THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL KISS… Read More »

National School Walkout – SNL

“Achmed The Dead Terrorist’s ‘lame’ dog” | Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM

– You do seem like you’ve been in a pretty good mood, lately. – Do you know why? – No. – Because, like Santa Claus, I have been making a list of people to kill, twice. (audience laughing) – Santa doesn’t kill people. – He does if he’s Terror Claus. – Terror Claus, never heard… Read More »

China’s Trump-Branded Massage Parlours Rub Stephen The Wrong Way

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW”.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HAPPY FRIDAY. YOU GUYS READY FOR THE WEEKEND? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I LOVE A FRIDAY CROWD. I LOVE A FRIDAY CROWD. THEY’RE ELECT. NOW, DONALD TRUMP HAS GOOD WEEKENDS DOWN IN MAR-A-LAGO, ALL THE TIME. EVER SINCE HE BECAME THE MOST POWERFUL MAN… Read More »

Bill Burr – Going to Church

I never go to church, man. I got to be honest, I hate church. Always couldn’t stand it when I was growing up. Yeah, there’s a couple of other people going to hell with me. Yeah, there you go. (applause) You know what it is, I grew up Catholic. I used to sit there in… Read More »