St. Patrick’s Day Falling On A Friday Poses Dilemma For Catholics

By | September 2, 2019


WE WILL STICK WITH IT TO THE BABY IS BORN. WE ARE GLUED TO IT. STAY RIGHT THERE. FISH IS USUALLY THE MAIN COURSE FOR CATHOLICS DURING LENT AND CORN BEEF AND CABBAGE IS A TRADITIONAL FAIR. THIS YEAR ST. PATRICK’S IS ON FRIDAY — TODAY. THE DILEMMA HAS BEEN SOLVED. FRIED FISH IS FRIDAY FOOD FOR CATHOLICS DURING LENT SO NO CORNED BEEF WHEN SAINT PATRICK FALLS ON FRIDAY? WE CAN HONOR SAINT PATRICK AND NOT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE DISCIPLES OF JESUS. WITH THOSE WORDS THE BISHOP GAVE CATHOLICS SPECIAL PERMISSION TO EAT MEAT ON THIS FRIDAY. THIS MEANS CORNED BEEF ON THE TABLE. [ MUSIC ] IF THEY CHOOSE TO EAT MEAT HE URGES CATHOLICS TO MAKE A DIFFERENT SACRIFICE LIKE GIVING UP BEER. THAT’S NOT LIKELY. REVELERS APPRECIATE THE SPECIAL DISPENSATION ON ME. MY FAMILY WOULD NOT EAT MEAT FRIDAY. TODAY THERE’S NOT FISH TO BE FOUND. I HAD THE SHEPHERDS PIE. I GOT STEW TODAY. HAD THE CORNED BEEF. I HAD LEFTOVERS. WITH CORNED BEEF RAPS AS APPETIZERS. IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. I’M GOING TO HAVE MACARONI AND CHEESE. OTHERS GO WITH CORNED BEEF SANDWICHES. I’M METHODIST SO IT DOESN’T MATTER. FOR THE IRISH CORNED BEEF IS A TRADITION FROM THE OLD COUNTRY. THE FIRST TIME I HAD CORNED BEEF WAS WHEN I MOVED INTO THIS COUNTRY. MEANWHILE THIS FAMILY IS HOOKED ON FISH. IT’S LAND AND IT’S FRIDAY AND I HONOR THE TRADITION. REGARDLESS THAT IT’S ST. PATRICK’S DAY. AT HOLY ANGELS FISH FRY THEY AGREE.

One thought on “St. Patrick’s Day Falling On A Friday Poses Dilemma For Catholics

  1. Rider Storm Post author

    LOL, so fucking stupid a bunch of religious idiots

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